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Sketches

  • Astronaut Eulogy
  • garbage-man
  • gin mist
  • the tonight show with wayne smith
  • Small Wallace
  • Jim Carrey Pitches Catchphrases For The Mask

Scripts

  • Paddington Battle Angel
  • Riverdale Season 2 Pilot
  • The Shape of Water
  • The Real Last Episode of Frasier

Medium Articles

  • What You Need to Know Before You Watch the Last Episodes of Game of Thrones
  • Paddington: Battle Angel
  • Sex Moves To Try Before Summer Ends
  • Portions for Turbofoxes: Megatron and Jenny Lewis vs Starscream and Blake Sennett
  • What We Talk About When We Talk About Garfield
  • Teaming It and Dreaming It: The Charlotte Hornets
  • Excerpts From the Official Shocker Cookbook
  • The President Sat In Some Kind Of Big Car
  • PHARAOH'S TOMB: A REVIEW OF THE TIMES SQUARE ARBY'S
  • How To Use the Word “Lover”
  • Top 5 Potential Replacements for Santa Claus Now That He Has Been Beheaded Under Mysterious…
  • 22 Ways To Vote Incorrectly
  • Team’s Dreams: the Charlotte Hornets Are The #1 Basketball Team For Us
  • HERE ARE THE PLANES WE LOVE
  • The Shocker’s NYC Travel Guide
  • The Shocker Presents Earth’s Only Eligible Bachelor: Corbin Smith
  • EXCLUSIVE: The Shocker Kidnaps & Previews Eight Never Before Seen Next-Gen Pokemon
  • HERE ARE THE BOATS WE HATE
  • THE SHOCKER on Shocker, Spider-Man’s Feeblest Scumboy