Thanks for meeting with me like this on short notice, I just feel like we need you know, a kind of totemic baseline for the character, something he can say and people get it, but I don't want to just slang it on the table and tell you how it's gonna be, we're collaborating here. So here's what I've got.

I'M THE ZOOT SUIT CUTIE AND I'M GONNA KISS YA!!!

MY ENTIRE FACE IS UNTHINKABLE!!!

ME LLAMO ES "THE MASK" AND MY HEAD IS MADE OF BAD GUACAMOLE!!

I WANT TO KISS CAMERON DIAZ AND I'VE MADE A PACT WITH THE TRICKSTER GOD LOKI TO SECURE HER PERMISSION!!

TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF AND SHOW ME YOUR ASS SO I KNOW WHERE TO POINT MY GUN!

PEPPERONI IS WHAT I FEED MY PONY!!!

MY DREAM IS THAT GOD WILL TURN ME INTO A MOUSE AND YOUR MOM WILL LET ME LIVE IN HER BRA!

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR CAR UNTIL IT DOESN'T WORK!!

SKATEBOARDS LOOK LIKE BANDAIDS FOR MONSTERS!!

I'M THE MASK AND MY POWER COMES FROM EATING ONLY HUMAN HAIR!

I'M AN IDIOT FROM HELL AND I LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR SON AND DAUGHTER ARE BOTH IN LOVE WITH ME SO IF YOU CROSS ME I'LL HAVE 'EM KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!

I WAS IN THE VIETNAM WAR AND I LOOK LIKE THIS BECAUSE OF NAPALM! I REGRET WHAT I DID BUT I LIKED DOING IT!

DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY? DO I MAKE YOU RANDY? YEAH, BABY, YEAH!!

I CUT A GUY'S PONYTAIL OFF IN THE PARK AND HE DIDN'T NOTICE!!

I'M ADDICTED TO HEROIN AND I'M ABOUT TO MAKE IT YOUR PROBLEM!

EACH OF MY TEETH IS THE SHRIVELED AND CALCIFIED SOUL OF SOMEONE WHO DARED TO CRITICIZE ME IN MY OWN HOME!!

I'M BANNED FROM THE ZOO BECAUSE OF A MISUNDERSTANDING!!! LET ME GIVE YOU A TATTOO, I JUST LEARNED HOW!!

I SHAPESHIFTED INTO A TOILET AND HID IN PRESIDENT CLINTON'S BATHROOM AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY!!

I HAVE A SECRET FAMILY IN SAN FRANCISCO AND IT IS VITAL THAT THEY DON'T FIND OUT I'M THE MASK!!

Anything? Did those - wait, you liked "my entire face is unthinkable?!" What the hell! Why didn't somebody stop me?!